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wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
I didn’t know it was even a word, I heard it in skyrim when Sapphire tells about being tossed around by different men for a fortnight… Two weeks is a lot longer than I thought…
(via i-fly-with-broken-wings)
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair
it worked for meeeeeeee cuz im a talented American
Good news, I’m not an American!
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
(via maddnessisawesome)
